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What are some things you could do without? Not to complain, just some things that make you think, “You know what? If those things didn’t exist, I wouldn’t mind!”
There are many things I could do without, so I figured it was high time I made a partial list. A complete list would be nearly impossible. So here goes.
Some things I could do without, in no particular order.
- Checks the credit card company sends you to write onto your card balance
- Morning breath
- Small, yappy dogs
- Ok, big, snarly dogs too
- Chapped lips
- Frizzy hair (mine–I don’t mind other peoples’)
- Realizing I have to pee just minutes after I leave the house
- Especially when I *did* pee right before I left
- Burrito fart mandles
- Mustaches
- Spotty beards and mustaches that don’t connect to the beard
- OK, fine, beards in general
- Pit stains
- Freezing rain (bring on the snow, however!)
- Sticky fingers
- Standing in line at the airport TSA checkpoint
- Being interrupted
- Morning meetings
- People taking selfies at the gym, if I am waiting for the equipment they are occupying
- Merging slowly onto the freeway
- Facebook status updates that are meant for a particular person who isn’t named, presumably because the author lacks the courage to tell the person their thoughts directly
- Combative status updates that are followed by comment fights
- Skinny jeans on dudes
- Skinny jeans period
- Redefinition of words
- Cavities
- The recycling of 80 & 90s fashions. Acid washed jeans, seriously?
I could go on, but that’s a big enough list for now. Negativity is exhausting. 🙂
