There are a lot of them, so I figured it was high time I made a partial list. A complete list would be nearly impossible. So here goes.

Some things I could do without, in no particular order.

• Checks the credit card company sends you to write onto your card balance
• Morning breath
• Small, yappy dogs
• Ok, big, snarly dogs too
• Chapped lips
• Burrito fart mandles
• Mustaches
• Pit stains
• Facebook status updates that are meant for a particular person who isn’t named, presumably because the author lacks the courage to tell the person their thoughts directly
• Combative status updates that are followed by comment-fights.
• Skinny jeans on dudes
• Skinny jeans period
• Cavities
• The recycling of 80 & 90s fashions. Acid washed jeans, seriously?

I could go on, but that’s enough for now. Negativity is exhausting. 🙂